Funny Hall Passes – Printable, With a Line of Ours on Each

How it works

These funny hall passes print six to a sideways page with cut lines. The page opens on a library pass that reads "Library run. Back before the plot thickens." above lines for Name, Time out and Time in.

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Print the hall passes

Press Print the hall passes, then cut along the dashed lines. The teacher signs each pass on the line at the foot.

Funny hall pass ideas by place

The Sheet menu has lines for the library, the office, the nurse, the water fountain, a locker, another class and the hall, such as "Not lost. Just on an approved adventure." One sheet prints one line six times.

Cute hall passes and a blank one

The two nurse passes are gentle, not jokes. The last sheet has an empty line headed This pass says, for a line the class writes.

Every line was written for this page. None is quoted from a film, a show, a song or a meme.
No pass is for the restroom, and no line teases the student who carries it.

Questions and answers

Do these work as funny hall passes for middle school?

Yes. The lines are clean and name no show, song or brand. "Thirsty for knowledge. Also for water." is one of four for the water fountain.

Are there funny hall passes for high school?

The same sheets. Drier lines such as "Office errand. Please hold my applause." and "At my locker, negotiating with the lock." may suit older students. Nothing on the page is sorted by grade.

Is there a funny teacher hall pass printable for errands?

Yes. The hall group has "On an errand for my teacher. Very official." and the group for another class has "Special delivery to another class." Both print six to a page.

Can I use my own creative hall pass ideas?

Yes, by hand. The sheet named "Blank pass to write a funny line of your own" prints six passes with an empty line above Name, Time out and Time in.

All 27 sheets

Library passes 4

At the library, checking out. Literally Library pass.
Library run. Back before the plot thickens Library pass, six to a sideways page with cut lines. The line is printed above Name, Time out and Time in.
Library trip. Will return, like a good book Library pass.
Off to the library. Shh, I was never here Library pass.

Office passes 3

Office errand. Please hold my applause Office pass.
Office run. Official business, promise Office pass.
To the office and back, faster than email Office pass.

Nurse passes 2

Nurse visit. Back as soon as I can be Nurse pass.
Off to see the nurse. Save my seat Nurse pass.

Water fountain passes 4

Fountain run. Quick sip, quick trip Water pass.
Gone for water. Back in a splash Water pass.
Thirsty for knowledge. Also for water Water pass.
Water break. Even a cactus needs a sip Water pass.

Locker passes 3

At my locker, negotiating with the lock Locker pass.
Gone to my locker. It knows what I forgot Locker pass.
Locker run. My pencil is in there somewhere Locker pass.

Passes to another class 4

Gone to the music room. Back on the beat Pass to another class.
Guest appearance next door. Back soon Pass to another class.
On loan to another classroom. Please return Pass to another class.
Special delivery to another class Pass to another class.

Hall and errand passes 6

Hall pass. Walking with purpose Hall pass.
Not lost. Just on an approved adventure Hall pass.
Official hallway explorer. Returning shortly Hall pass.
On a mission. The mission is short Hall pass.
On an errand for my teacher. Very official Hall pass.
This is not a field trip. Back in five Hall pass.

Write your own 1

Blank pass to write a funny line of your own Six passes with an empty line headed This pass says, above Name, Time out and Time in, for a line the class makes up.